SophieAnn DeVito will peak in her 80s, living in a cottage on the Jersey Shore, rocking on a Wayfair porch swing, reading books about British people. Her current love languages include baking raspberry thumbprint cookies and initiating thumb wars. She quadruple knots her shoe laces, but they still always seem to untie. When she reties her crusty white sneaker, she starts with only one bunny ear. Like the mature Hammerkat that she is.